her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
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I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
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You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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