The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
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Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
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Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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