This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
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I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
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My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
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