Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
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I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
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Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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