I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
People in love make me want to vomit
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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