Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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