peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
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A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
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Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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