How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
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All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
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Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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