just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
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I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
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After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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