I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
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Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
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Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face