pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
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Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
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All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Ladies don't puke and tell
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me