I'm an idiot
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
It happened again.
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.