She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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