Plan B is the new Plan A
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
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you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
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We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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