so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
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She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
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Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
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