i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
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He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
She told me I should be a condom model.
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Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
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