i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
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all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
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I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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