it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
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He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
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Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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