Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
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you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
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HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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