Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
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