shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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