There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
No subtext here. People are naked.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
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Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
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Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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