Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
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you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
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Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
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