why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
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