im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
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That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
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But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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