White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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