That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
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I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
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Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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