Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
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I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
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Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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