just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
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Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
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Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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