I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
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With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
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I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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