Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
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You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
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Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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