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she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
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They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
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