so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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