Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
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Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
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I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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