wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
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I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
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I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
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