dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
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Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
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I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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