turn off your phone and go to bed
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
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I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
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Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line