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he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.

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(516): he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time. http://tfl.nu/8o43

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I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.

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(914): I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned. http://tfl.nu/hdoa

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apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.

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(709): apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos. http://tfl.nu/b1xi

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I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes

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(479): I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes http://tfl.nu/u839

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New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.

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(520): New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do. http://tfl.nu/6kks

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Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.

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(503): Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake. http://tfl.nu/amef

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drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3

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(484): drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3 http://tfl.nu/7aa9

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They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.

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(413): They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket. http://tfl.nu/y613

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Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.

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(423): Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach. http://tfl.nu/tnd1

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I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.

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(360): I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now. http://tfl.nu/b1mw

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You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.

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That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.

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(406): You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands. (1-406): That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples. http://tfl.nu/g6g8

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Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.

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How small IS your cock?

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(315): Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing. (1-315): How small IS your cock? http://tfl.nu/y2pr

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So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!

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(609): So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!! http://tfl.nu/jit9

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I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans

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(218): I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans http://tfl.nu/y0vw

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my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.

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(773): my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka. http://tfl.nu/3a5u

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