Can Purell be used as lube?
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
No he was cute and I said yes!
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
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Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
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I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.