Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.