I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Randomize
