He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
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he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
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I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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