i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
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Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
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So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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