babies were throwing up all over the place
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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