So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
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She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
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Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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