I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
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I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
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LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
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