quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
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started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
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Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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