I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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