Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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