So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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