when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
how can u be prego again
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
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the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
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Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
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