so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
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watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
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These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
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