break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
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Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
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i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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