sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
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I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
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Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
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