I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
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We don't watch enough power rangers
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
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Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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